Jaime's So Called Life

Today you would have thought that hell had frozen over. I went to the gym this morning! That's news worthy stuff right here. I have been a loyal member of LA Fitness since the Fall of 2008. And what I mean by loyal is I pay my monthly dues every month. LA Fitness and I have a sort of "friends with benefits" kind of relationship. There's commitment issues between us. But what relationship doesn't suffer from that occasionally? I mean, I like you a lot LA but I dunno if there's a real future for us. But can I still use you when I need to?? Please?

I am the biggest workout poser. I printed out the group class schedule many moons ago. It's in my top drawer at work. I repeatedly pull it out and see what class they are offering that evening. And then I talk with my coworkers and friends about how "I'm going to TRY a class tonight". And I don't. Ever. I have good intentions. Most of the time. Once I successfully made it down the first flight of stairs, looked into the classroom, saw all the skinny broads in spandex, turned around and walked back up the stairs with my tail tucked between my legs and hopped on a stationary bike instead...